February 2, 2911
Everybody who works for a living knows there is only one solution for the problems Social Security will face 30 years from now. That solution is the removal on the income cap for SSI tax. You know the one put there by that political hack, Alan Greenspan. The White House should announce this as the only acceptable solution, as it is.
I know this is a difficult political decision, one that takes a real man to make but I know you can do it. Just like you can man up and end your shitty little war in Afghanistan.