Thursday, October 13, 2011

Dear Mr. President

October 13, 2011

Please put a blanket over the supposed Iran bomb plot. By now most people have figured out that it is a sham plot that would have gone nowhere without the help of the FBI. Even with the help of Fox News your people don't have the media chops to turn this into the next WMD scare. Besides all this you are supposed to be ending your two shitty little wars. And the people of our country have no stomach for starting a new war that only benefits a pair of really crappy allies like Israel and Saudi Arabia.

Please let this stupid interlude die quietly and move on. Have you seen the latest Onion video about you? That is what you should be doing. Then you would be popular.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Dear Mr President

October 5, 2011

It has been a while since I last wrote you about your shitty little war in Afghanistan. In that time one can imagine most decent God fearing men would have realized the folly of that war. You have managed to keep getting people killed for no good reason. You are also continuing to waste money at a time when you don't that a Congress that will open the purse for you. All things considered, the only ones who are benefiting from your shitty little war are the Merchants of Death. Pity they can't hire more people to help the economy recover.