Thursday, October 13, 2011

Dear Mr. President

October 13, 2011

Please put a blanket over the supposed Iran bomb plot. By now most people have figured out that it is a sham plot that would have gone nowhere without the help of the FBI. Even with the help of Fox News your people don't have the media chops to turn this into the next WMD scare. Besides all this you are supposed to be ending your two shitty little wars. And the people of our country have no stomach for starting a new war that only benefits a pair of really crappy allies like Israel and Saudi Arabia.

Please let this stupid interlude die quietly and move on. Have you seen the latest Onion video about you? That is what you should be doing. Then you would be popular.

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