May 9, 2011
On taking office you chose to look forward rather than prosecute the criminal element of the previous administration. As a result you now have these criminals pretending that torture works and getting the less intelligent part of the population to believe them. Now we have the former VP declaring you should try it yourself. This is your chance to kill two birds with one stone. If you indict and arrest the torture crew, you can send them to Gitmo for a little waterboarding. Not only will this give you the confessions you need, but if some judge throws out the case, justice will still have been done.
And while you are doing this, you can declare an end to your shitty little war in Afghanistan. The former VP says we should stay there and we know he has never been right about what to do over there.