May 8, 2011
Many people have been calling for you to end your shitty little war in Afghanistan. Today, the best reason yet to leave was given on Fox "News". Dick Cheney says we should stay. That should be a clarion call to end our presence there as soon as possible, because Dick hasn't been right since we were on the gold standard.
Now that Osama is dead, the troops in your shitty little war have no mission. Don't waste our time and money and their lives dreaming up a new one, just bring them home with a great big parade and tell the world you won another one. It is what a real leader would do.