Friday, February 24, 2012
Dear Mr. President
February 24, 2012
Ten years on and our military has not yet figured out that we shouldn't burn a Koran. It gets the natives all worked up. You did right by expressing regrets but they are still worked up.
It is unequivocally time to get out of Afghanistan. We gain nothing by staying, we only lose more lives and money that we need at home. End the travesty now, sir!
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Dear Mr President
February 7, 2012
NO MORE COMPROMISE on birth control. The church insistence on abusing their employees is a dire violation of my religious principles. Your position does not require anybody to violate what they truly believe. It does require their various institutions that receive public money & benefits treat their employees like adults.
In this election year, please stop acting like a craven coward. Tell the Republicans to stuff it! And tell those baby raping bishops to remember they are in America and not some third world theocracy.
For America's sake sir, be a man.
Monday, February 6, 2012
Dear Mr. President
February 6, 2012
I am confused. On the one hand you are tightening sanctions on Iran when they are not the threat to the region that our supposed friends in Israel. Iran is only a theocracy, Israel is a theocratic kleptocracy that obeys no laws and really does have nuclear weapons.
And speaking of sanctions, why are you so eager to loosen sanctions on the main prepetrators of the massive real estate fraud that so damaged our country and still drags down the economy because there has been no real accountability.
So I guess my confusion is because I can not understand why, in an election year, you have such important things ass backwards. Please Sir, straighten up and fly right.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Dear Mr. President
October 13, 2011
Please put a blanket over the supposed Iran bomb plot. By now most people have figured out that it is a sham plot that would have gone nowhere without the help of the FBI. Even with the help of Fox News your people don't have the media chops to turn this into the next WMD scare. Besides all this you are supposed to be ending your two shitty little wars. And the people of our country have no stomach for starting a new war that only benefits a pair of really crappy allies like Israel and Saudi Arabia.
Please let this stupid interlude die quietly and move on. Have you seen the latest Onion video about you? That is what you should be doing. Then you would be popular.
Please put a blanket over the supposed Iran bomb plot. By now most people have figured out that it is a sham plot that would have gone nowhere without the help of the FBI. Even with the help of Fox News your people don't have the media chops to turn this into the next WMD scare. Besides all this you are supposed to be ending your two shitty little wars. And the people of our country have no stomach for starting a new war that only benefits a pair of really crappy allies like Israel and Saudi Arabia.
Please let this stupid interlude die quietly and move on. Have you seen the latest Onion video about you? That is what you should be doing. Then you would be popular.
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Dear Mr President
October 5, 2011
It has been a while since I last wrote you about your shitty little war in Afghanistan. In that time one can imagine most decent God fearing men would have realized the folly of that war. You have managed to keep getting people killed for no good reason. You are also continuing to waste money at a time when you don't that a Congress that will open the purse for you. All things considered, the only ones who are benefiting from your shitty little war are the Merchants of Death. Pity they can't hire more people to help the economy recover.
It has been a while since I last wrote you about your shitty little war in Afghanistan. In that time one can imagine most decent God fearing men would have realized the folly of that war. You have managed to keep getting people killed for no good reason. You are also continuing to waste money at a time when you don't that a Congress that will open the purse for you. All things considered, the only ones who are benefiting from your shitty little war are the Merchants of Death. Pity they can't hire more people to help the economy recover.
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Dear Mr. President
September 8, 2011
Just wanted to give you a few words of encouragement before the speech tonight. Don't worry about not going big, no one expects much from a small man. I hope you can find a way to put some sizzle in what Speaker Boehner and his little buddy allow you to say.
You know that if we stop creating jobs in Iraq and Afghanistan we will be better able to create some at home. Ending you shitty little war in Afghanistan might require the Merchants of Death to survive on shorter rations than they have in the past but that would be good for all of us. Imagine how many teachers one less non flying F-35 could pay for.
Just wanted to give you a few words of encouragement before the speech tonight. Don't worry about not going big, no one expects much from a small man. I hope you can find a way to put some sizzle in what Speaker Boehner and his little buddy allow you to say.
You know that if we stop creating jobs in Iraq and Afghanistan we will be better able to create some at home. Ending you shitty little war in Afghanistan might require the Merchants of Death to survive on shorter rations than they have in the past but that would be good for all of us. Imagine how many teachers one less non flying F-35 could pay for.
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Dear Mr. President
August 14, 2011
Those of your advisers who currently tell you to worry about the deficit should be fired immediately. They are doing you no good. People may worry about the deficit because they have no jobs. JOBS, JOBS, JOBS. If you were to show some leadership and fight for any and all jobs programs your Democratic allies in the Congress could put forth, you could win re-election on your own and not with a protest vote against Republican anarchy.
And another thing that is more important to real people than the deficit. End your shitty little war in Afghanistan now, Karzai has stolen enough money to pay for his own merc army if he needs protection. And remember, we have already paid for it, we don't need to continue paying.
Those of your advisers who currently tell you to worry about the deficit should be fired immediately. They are doing you no good. People may worry about the deficit because they have no jobs. JOBS, JOBS, JOBS. If you were to show some leadership and fight for any and all jobs programs your Democratic allies in the Congress could put forth, you could win re-election on your own and not with a protest vote against Republican anarchy.
And another thing that is more important to real people than the deficit. End your shitty little war in Afghanistan now, Karzai has stolen enough money to pay for his own merc army if he needs protection. And remember, we have already paid for it, we don't need to continue paying.
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