Thursday, September 8, 2011

Dear Mr. President

September 8, 2011

Just wanted to give you a few words of encouragement before the speech tonight. Don't worry about not going big, no one expects much from a small man. I hope you can find a way to put some sizzle in what Speaker Boehner and his little buddy allow you to say.

You know that if we stop creating jobs in Iraq and Afghanistan we will be better able to create some at home. Ending you shitty little war in Afghanistan might require the Merchants of Death to survive on shorter rations than they have in the past but that would be good for all of us. Imagine how many teachers one less non flying F-35 could pay for.